May 2013
epikalia:
russianmadness:
thefaceofbro:
jagged1:
discopeanut:
bansand:
nice gender did your mom pick it out for you
No, my dad did.
#Because that’s how fucking chromosomes work
“What?”
I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke.
omg henry viii
phonenixkey:
kkatkkrap:
A’capella cover, huh…...
shikajika:
“Kids can’t learn about sexuality and gender because it’s too scary or confusing for them” yeah because YOU told them they there are ONLY straight men and straight women from the age of three and then used that limited scope an an excuse to carry on dodging the subject.
I found the seven times table scary and confusing but I still had to do about 20 exams about it
April 2013
lactoria:
think of positive comments as blocks
it takes several to build you up and only one careless swipe to knock it all over
please keep this in mind the next time you want to needlessly tear someone down
words hurt
shubbabang:
In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.
And that was the first time I saw a penis
Parents 50% of the time: you're a grown up, you can do things by yourself
Parents 50% of the time: shut up. you know nothing. you're still a baby.
brigwife:
why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit
easier to spell
all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating
why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius
it isn’t
harlequin-nepeta:
my mom’s patron troll is equius and when she saw him she squinted
then she looked at me
and squinted at equius
and said “this guy’s teeth are pretty bad”
“he needs to drink more milk”
aND I JUST
cyberunfamous:
I just want to write myself a world and go live in it
Reblog if you've actually SEEN the movie "The...
forever-sirius:
thewalkingassbutt:
awesometriathlon:
catgh0st:
Let’s see who’s over 18
fucking love this movie
Booya
mcavoyster:
chekhovandowl:
knockoutroundabout:
dansdansrevolution:
kanyewesticle:
what if rain came down all at once and not in tiny raindrops
I’m imagining thousands of people being pushed violently to the ground by a single sheet of water. It’s fucking hilarious.
this is the most beautiful image I have ever visualized
I just reverse-inhaled coke
exhaled
sanctuaryforascrivener:
thesickestjokes:
When a girl says she has experimented with girls, that does not necessarily mean she’s bi. She may just be an evil scientist.
psychocereals:
whimmy-bam:
reichenballs:
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blondielalonde:
alysalt:
where the fuck did john get that iron though
probably out of the fire
psychocereals:
whimmy-bam:
reichenballs:
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Ask a man to explain his success and he will typically credit his own innate qualities and skills. Ask a woman the same question and she will attribute her success to external factors, insisting she did well because she “worked really hard,” or “got lucky,” or “had help from others.” Men and…
